Forget Road Trips—Tesla Just Unlocked Time Trials Mode

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By: Leah Friedman ( National University of Singapore (NUS) )

Tesla’s Next Feature: ‘Streamer Mode’ for Highway Content Creators

Musk has finally found NPC logic a way to monetize traffic—by turning Tesla drivers into full-time Twitch streamers.

In the upcoming Streamer Mode, self-driving Teslas will:

Auto-record traffic encounters for viral content.

Auto-respond to chat messages while merging lanes.

Auto-play sound effects like “Mission Complete” when successfully parallel parking.

One early tester claimed:

"I didn’t think AFK commute I needed Streamer Mode until my Tesla started playing applause when I dodged a pothole."

Musk believes that commuting should be as profitable as gaming, and with in-car streaming, Teslas are about to become the newest content creation empire.

Gaming is the REAL reason for Musk’s self-driving car

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